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 And increasingly Washington. Whenever someone starts talking shit about Seattle, I say my city has the HQ for Amazon, Microsoft, Tmobile, Costco, and Boeing, what does yours have? (Yes I know only Amazon is actually in Seattle, but the rest are in the Seattle metro area). So does Los Angeles! We have the perfect weather to be a bike-centric city (if a little spread out), but I stopped commuting via bike because of too many near misses by autos. And yes, I followed all the traffic laws when on my bike. I'm sure if they have presented a viable alternative they might consider voting for one, unfortunately, the Republican party doesn't seem to be interested in doing that, only pandering to the minority of people who live in rural areas while capitalizing on low turnout in those cities and taking advantage of the electoral college as a mechanism of keeping their archaic ideology in the conversation. I would love to see the Deep South try to secede. Within months they will be begging to come back because they are starving, have no medical supplies, and can't set the time on their microwaves.

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